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A Southern Man Still Don’t Need Him Around!

Tax-Cut-For-The-Rich-To-Starve-The-Poor Ronald Reagan

Okay, I tried, I really did.  I tried to cover my ass to keep from getting arrested when the Trump Police start rounding up liberals here in Dallas, but can’t.  This is why I’m ripping up my Liberal Republican membership card and joining the human race.  Things have gotten so bad with President Jerky Jerk, that even the historical bad guys and gals are speaking out against him.  Take for instance the founder of Tax-Cut-For-The-Rich-To-Starve-The-Poor Ronald Reagan.  The guy who gave us today’s “Trickle Down Government” mess, his Foundation wants the Trump Republicans (Jerky Jerks) to stop raising money off of Reagan’s legacy.  Ouch, that’s got to hurt, the guy who gave us today’s high rate 1%-ers who are benefiting from Trump’s tax cuts and stock market welfare, can’t even stomach their own guy.

President Jerky Jerk
“Me and Trump ride horse together on romantic night. He gay, not i.”

Speaking of people who can’t “stomach” Trump, Neil Young, the old-time acid rocker has come out and asked Trump to stop playing his songRockin In The Free World” at his Neo Nazi rallies.  Okay, that’s great, but for those of you too young to remember, not only doesn’t a Southern man need Neil Young around  (from a Lynyrd Skynyrd song), the guy actually was so drugged up in the 80’s he came out in support of Ronald Reagan’s “Welfare Cuts.”  That’s right, when the former hippie saw the tax advantages of being a 1%, he came out in support of Reagan.  What’s funny about this is that the last time I heard Neil Young interviewed he said the only reason he was still playing live music at the age of 90 is because the people who work for him on tour have families and need the money.  That’s right Mr. Cinnamon Man, they don’t have a safety net and will be working until they die no thanks to you and other Republicans.  So, for those of you paying attention, that puts Young on my Jimmy Fallon list of people I’ll never forgive for having been dicks.


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