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Star Gazer or… PEEPING TOM!

My iPhone App

Last night I woke up and felt a planet calling me.  The last time this happened it was Venus, and so I pulled out my favorite iPhone app, “SkyView,” and looked out my bedroom window to identify the planet.  

It was Jupiter.  

So this morning I googled “Jupiter” and found the following good news:

Jupiter will represent development, good luck, security, prosperity, plenty, higher learning, idealism, knowledge, giving, dominance, integrity, and equilibrium….

Right on! all the things I’ve been chanting for!  

Now here’s where my innocent gaze up at the stars became a thing which at worse can be likened to a scene out of a bad 70’s sitcom, or at best, the Twilight episode “The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street.”  

You see: I sleep nude.  And so I was standing nude while looking outside my bedroom window up at Jupiter with my glowing iPhone; that’s right: bare-assed naked, and I didn’t notice that the neighbor across the street was looking right at me from his car.  Yes, he saw me standing naked in my window looking up at his apartment with my glowing camera phone most certainly thinking I was peeping at his apartment window where his wife was most likely still sleeping.  

“Yikes,” I jumped back, closed the curtain, and made the situation worse I’m certain.  

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. 

The Planet Outside My Window

What I Saw Looking at my Phone App.

And finally, what my neighbor saw looking at me:

Okay, maybe more like this:

~~ Dr TV Boogie


Exclusive Footage of the 2020 National Convention.

 “Truth” is not property to be used as one pleases. “Truth” is truth and “falsehoods” are false.  Plain and simple.  Unfortunately, “truth” at this period of time is what one chooses to believe.  Take for example scripted Wrestling.  Fans watch these performances knowing they are fake, but choose to believe them anyway; it’s the same with today’s Trump Supporters.

Exclusive Footage of the Republican 2020 National Convention. 

Trump enters the convention with his second lady: Stormy Daniels.
Trump defeats his opponents.
Trump is nominated for a second term.
Trump accepts his nomination.
The Wild After Party with Mitch McConnell.

                                        


This Political Practice Needs to Stop Now!

So much creepiness in the US to write about, but nothing more creepy than politicians kissing babies, both sides do it, both sides need to stop.

Kissing babies is creepy, no matter who does it.

Wait, that's not a baby.  It's a teenager!

Wait, that’s not a baby, that’s a teenage girl you’re kissing Mr. Cruz, that’s even creepier!

“Not if he blacks out!”
“Or has Chloroform.”
“God, we suck!”
“Can’t Kiss this baby!”
“No more kissing babies while I’m first lady.”
“Or while I’m second lady either.”
“Is there no way out of here?”


Finding Trump Peace In Buddha and TikTok.

There is so much wrong in the US right now I need to focus on something else; something other than how Donald Trump now wants to ban the Chinese TikTok application in the US because they keep making fun of him; something other than how Trump’s Press Secretary said “blame the Democrats” when asked about the $600 addition to our unemployment checks that just ended because the Republicans don’t want to fund it; something other than how our Social Security benefits have been cut again by the Republicans and it doesn’t even make the evening news. No, I needed something else to think about so I hit my Buddhist studies hard and came away with this:

Dedicating our lives to the Buddha’s teachings means taking on the struggle inherent in the “threefold transformation of the land“: the struggle to fundamentally transform society — a place afflicted by the three poisons of greed, anger, and foolishness.  I also remembered that suffering idiots like Trump and the Republicans is a blessing for out of suffering comes enlightenment:

Enlightenment to vote Democrat this time.

If you haven’t already, sign up for TikTok now so you can join in on the class-action suit this fall!

Sample of a Trump TicTok
Sample of a Trump TikTok — such a little man.


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