So I didn’t watch the vice-presidential debate last week because I’m afraid to look into the eyes of Satan without my Buddhist prayer book handy. However, I did read that there was a fly hanging around the demon.
Speaking of demons, when I was a kid living in the small northern city of Detroit, I was a Christian. I remember hearing the song “Fire” sung by Arthur Brown and thought: “That guy is going to hell.”
Well, did he? Let’s see:
No, he moved to Austin Texas in the 80’s and has lived happily-ever-after!
The Crazy World of Arthur Brown I am the god of hellfire and I bring youFire, I’ll take you to burn Fire, I’ll take you to learn I’ll see you burnYou fought hard and you saved and earned But all of it’s going to burn And your mind, your tiny mind You know you’ve really been so blind Now’s your time, burn your mind You’re falling far, too far behind Oh no, oh no, oh no! You’re gonna burnFire, to destroy all you’ve done Fire, to end all you’ve become I’ll feel you burnYou’ve been living like a little girl In the middle of your little world And your mind, your tiny mind You know you’ve really been so blind Now’s your time, burn your mind You’re falling far, too far behind…
So here we are in our world filled with changes. So many I know not where to start. Okay, how about here: Melania Trump has changed the rose garden from a colorful array of brightness and light, to a sombre display of dark macabre to match her husbands darkness. Obviously she knows his days in office are numbered. She knows his crazy karma is why 2 hurricanes are landing on the USA tomorrow and that the asteroid I have been warning you about that the gods are sending to warn us not to reelect the dark-knight-is-Satan’s Army to a second term, is now on target to hit Washing DC this November.
Last night I was awakened by the dream of an angry cat snarling at me. I awoke just as it had leaped for my head. I knew then that I had better get back on track with the reality of this Trump thing. The reality that not only will love and decency come back to America when he and his Knights In Satan’s Army are gone, but when the beautiful conservative people wake up and join hands with us liberals to finally end poverty and inequality in the world. It’s happening. I know I say a lot of bad things about Republicans, but there was a time I didn’t. A time when the Republican was not an NRA Quake-Anon. They believed in less government, but also, good government. They believed social problems were best left to the states, not the Supreme Court. They were good people but were pushed out as Moderates by the NRA, Tape-Her-Legs-Together wackos. The NRA Quake-Anon nuts now totally rule the Republican Party. That’s sad. And, that’s why a massive asteroid and numerous hurricanes are headed straight for us: God has had enough and wants His party back.
Here is a photo of Melania’s Knights In Satan’s Army Rose Garden:
It looks like it belongs in one of Mussolini’s fascist buildings.
House built by Mussolini looks like a good fit for Melania’s Rose Garden.