Sports, sports, and more sports. The baseball finals are crazy. I’m transforming from a “Hang The Cheating Bastards” to “Go Astros.” No shit, in 2017 they cheated to win the World Series against my chosen favorite the LA Dodgers. I’m rooting for a return to a Dodgers/Astros World Series, but Atlanta and Tampa Bay have the momentum. I’m betting like crazy too with Draftkings. I’m losing but only a few dollars. Today I win big baby — every gamblers mantra.
So how did I become an Astros fan? Well, first of all: Donald Trump are you paying attention! All the leaders on that team are Latinx. The major language in the dugout is Spanish! It’s the face of today’s AMERICAN TEAM! Like the face of today’s AMERICA.
My second reason for becoming an Astros fan is Dusty Baker. WTF! How can you root agasint the guy who was on-deck to bat when Hank Aaron beat Babe Ruth’s record! You can’t. And the guy is 71! Maybe the last baseball bench manager to be older than me — at this time I’m in my sixth season of living.
Finally, my reason for now being an Astros fan is that they are the hometown team! That’s right. The World Series will be in Dallas (Arlington) this year and as you all know I’m a Dallas Guy. So, the Astros will be playing in their home games not in Houston Texas, but Dallas Texas. SO, THEY ARE OUR HOME TEAM. That’s right, leave it to the city with a football team — The Dallas Cowboys — who are in the North East division when they shouldn’t be, but because we’re Dallas, it makes sense.
In conclusion, the Houston Astros are the Dallas Astros and we finally have a team that can win the World Series for us! That’s how we do things in Dallas.
That’s right sports fan, Dallas can win a World Series without cheating, technically.