So while President Do-Nothing Trump and Governor Bully DeSantis are telling us everything is okay and that we need to go back to work because the symptoms we are feeling are all in our head, and the death total now over 138000 people is a liberal lie, we are left out here to fend for ourselves.
I went and got a covid19 test yesterday. It was a four hour wait, but I’m not complaining. I got one! Now lets see when I get my results. Meanwhile, I’m going to an office today to work because to not do so would be turning down work, and you can’t do that and draw unemployment pay; so instead of committing fraud by turning down a job and saying I didn’t, I’m going to work with what I hope are only allergies — fortunately for those around me I’m not a Republican Dick and will be wearing a mask.
Another thing I’ve been working on this morning is to see if any of my hand sanitizers I bought are causing this blurry vision I’m having which I think might be allergies from the weed I’m growing in the backyard instead of the dreaded gift that keeps giving: Covid 19? Apparently, some of the companies that rushed to make a buck by making hand sanitizer quickly did so using an ingredient that causes blindness. Just for the record here are the hand sanitizers I’m using which are not on the list:
So if the hand sanitizer companies screwed up on their rush to make a buck, can’t wait to see the mess the vaccinations Trump will have them push out create. Can you?
— Dr TV Boogie