October 23, 2020

The Republican “Tumor of the Soul” politics ends with Trump.

By Dr TV Boogie

 The Republican “Tumor of the Soul” politics ends with Trump.  The signs are everywhere: the mouth-peace (Rush Limbaugh) who started the onslaught of daily lies calling Democrats “evil” for following their beliefs, now has lung cancer and will not be with us much longer.  Mitch McConnell,  the governing hand of the right-wing hypocritical monster who has hijacked the political system by refusing a president his right to appoint a Supreme Court Justice, now has a rotten hand.  And most telling of all, Donald Trump has lost his appeal to Americans who want to live in peace and stop blaming the other side for today’s problems.  

I take no pleasure in seeing these Republicans eaten up with their own evil.  It’s not like it hasn’t happened before.  The Neo-Con movement that allows the Republicans to lie, cheat, and steal in the name of Jesus Christ started a long time ago.  It started with Lee Atwater.  He was the evil guy who got George Bush Sr elected by running the Willie Horton commercial which had nothing to do with the opposition and everything to do with racist fear.

IN the end, Atwater got sick and repented.  Here’s what he said:

My illness helped me to see that what was missing in society is what was missing in me: a little heart, a lot of brotherhood. The 1980s were about acquiring – acquiring wealth, power, prestige. I know. I acquired more wealth, power, and prestige than most. But you can acquire all you want and still feel empty. What power wouldn’t I trade for a little more time with my family? What price wouldn’t I pay for an evening with friends? It took a deadly illness to put me eye to eye with that truth, but it is a truth that the country, caught up in its ruthless ambitions and moral decay, can learn on my dime. I don’t know who will lead us through the ’90s, but they must be made to speak to this spiritual vacuum at the heart of American society, this tumor of the soul.

Atwater Before

Atwater After
McConnell’s Monster Hand.

  And of course, Monster Trump:

Maybe now they will stop demonizing us and start doing what is best for all citizens, not just the top 1% and their trickle-down followers. 

~~ dr boogie

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October 22, 2020

Talking Las Vegas Raiders, Weed, and Republican Idiots: all in a day’s work.

By Dr TV Boogie
Nicole before she had a liberal talk show on MNBC. Like we’ve forgotten. Nice try!

“Homes without fathers…” is what the Maine Republican said is the cause of police violence against blacks.   That’s right, the old blame the victim, not the perpetrators.  It worked in the 80’s under Ronald Raygun, and it certainly help George Bush and Nicole Wallace push us into a war with Iraq that is still creating a shitload of “fatherless” families today! So cut the shit Mr. Republican Politician, as we say in Texas, “that dog don’t hunt.”  Yep,  we’ve had enough of the excuses; it’s time for action, get out of our way and off our cloud.  Progress baby, progress. 

That’s not what I’m here to talk about today.  I’m here to talk about sports.  That’s right, the never-ending loop of sports on tv that has been going on since September.  We had the Stanley Cup playoffs — go Stars; the NBA, go Mavs; and now the baseball World Series — go Dodgers — and the f*(king NFL — go Raiders.  It is the latter I’m here to talk about, yes, the Las Vegas Raiders and weed.   

David Irving Sings With Raiders Now That He Can Have His Weed!!!

I’m talking about the biggest story to hit legalization of marijuana since Jimmy Carter said he thought it would be legalized in his next term, but of course, Ronald Raygun and the Republican “Just Say No” hit us like a Double Dutch Bus and we went from “legalize pot in a year” to “homes without fathers.”  Now, however, weed is back and the Autumn Wind Raiders just signed David Irving who left playing for the Dallas Cowboys because he wouldn’t give up pot for pain pills.  Since then, however, the NFL has stopped testing for marijuana and we are finally getting back to some level of smartness. 

Weed is not worse than alcohol, pain pills, or shit, diet Cokes.  It beats them all.  So, praise Jesus Christ for his magical workings.  Next up, shrroooommmms.  

 The Autumn Wind is a Raider.

 The Autumn Wind is a pirate
Blustering in from sea,
With a rollocking song, he sweeps along,
Swaggering boisterously.

His face is weather beaten.
He wears a hooded sash,
With a silver hat about his head,
And a bristling black mustache.

He growls as he storms the country,
A villain big and bold.
And the trees all shake and quiver and quake,
As he robs them of their gold.

The Autumn Wind is a raider,
Pillaging just for fun.
He’ll knock you ’round and upside down,
And laugh when he’s conquered and won

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October 17, 2020

Dallas Wins It’s First World Series the Dallas Way.

By Dr TV Boogie

Sports, sports, and more sports.  The baseball finals are crazy.  I’m transforming from a “Hang The Cheating Bastards” to “Go Astros.”  No shit, in 2017 they cheated to win the World Series against my chosen favorite the LA Dodgers.  I’m rooting for a return to a Dodgers/Astros World Series, but Atlanta and Tampa Bay have the momentum.  I’m betting like crazy too with Draftkings.  I’m losing but only a few dollars.  Today I win big baby — every gamblers mantra. 

So how did I become an Astros fan?  Well, first of all: Donald Trump are you paying attention!  All the leaders on that team are Latinx.  The major language in the dugout is Spanish!  It’s the face of today’s AMERICAN TEAM!  Like the face of today’s AMERICA.   

My second reason for becoming an Astros fan is Dusty Baker.  WTF!  How can you root agasint the guy who was on-deck to bat when Hank Aaron beat Babe Ruth’s record!  You can’t.  And the guy is 71!  Maybe the last baseball bench manager to be older than me — at this time I’m in my sixth season of living. 

Finally, my reason for now being an Astros fan is that they are the hometown team!  That’s right.  The World Series will be in Dallas (Arlington) this year and as you all know I’m a Dallas Guy.  So, the Astros will be playing in their home games not in Houston Texas, but Dallas Texas.  SO, THEY ARE OUR HOME TEAM.  That’s right, leave it to the city with a football team — The Dallas Cowboys — who are in the North East division when they shouldn’t be, but because we’re Dallas, it makes sense.  

In conclusion, the Houston Astros are the Dallas Astros and we finally have a team that can win the World Series for us!  That’s how we do things in Dallas.  

That’s right sports fan, Dallas can win a World Series without cheating, technically.  

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October 13, 2020

The Coolest Football Team Name Ever and My Favorite Transgender Team: talking sports baby!

By Dr TV Boogie

Sports are back and boy are they a’ plenty.  Is this part of the Trump Plan to distract us from the election?…  Ha! don’t be silly, we are talking “sports” and nothing transcends sports, nothing, not even Donald Trump MAGA hate.  Sports is the great nullify if they’re ever was one (I think that made sense).   

Things you would of heard had you been listening to me watch football recently. 

“Get rid of it!…  Gosh, why am I rooting for New York!”

“You call that a goalie?  I’ll show you a goalie” — pulls out body part. 

 “The Raiders beat the Chiefs?  Is it raining frogs?”

Just a few things I’ve said to the television set since the sports glut began.  Go Dodgers, Go Raiders, Go Dancing Elves — my favorite Transgender Team. 

Play Balls!

And on a final note:  they finally took away the racist term “Redskins” and left the Washington Football Team with it’s coolest name ever.  That was it. 

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October 12, 2020

Alex Jones Was Right About One Thing….

By Dr TV Boogie
Fly on head plus…
Smell of Sulfur…
Can you say “demon” boys and girls?

So I didn’t watch the vice-presidential debate last week because I’m afraid to look into the eyes of Satan without my Buddhist prayer book handy.  However, I did read that there was a fly hanging around the demon. 

Speaking of demons, when I was a kid living in the small northern city of Detroit, I was a Christian.  I remember hearing the song “Fire” sung by Arthur Brown and thought: “That guy is going to hell.” 

Well, did he?  Let’s see:

No, he moved to Austin Texas in the 80’s and has lived happily-ever-after!

Fire

The Crazy World of Arthur Brown I am the god of hellfire and I bring youFire, I’ll take you to burn
Fire, I’ll take you to learn
I’ll see you burnYou fought hard and you saved and earned
But all of it’s going to burn
And your mind, your tiny mind
You know you’ve really been so blind
Now’s your time, burn your mind
You’re falling far, too far behind
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
You’re gonna burnFire, to destroy all you’ve done
Fire, to end all you’ve become
I’ll feel you burnYou’ve been living like a little girl
In the middle of your little world
And your mind, your tiny mind
You know you’ve really been so blind
Now’s your time, burn your mind
You’re falling far, too far behind…  

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October 3, 2020

Stop the virus: hide from Trump. Karma retribution and #metoo

By Dr TV Boogie

So I’ve been hiding in the closet since Tuesday night, the night of the presidential debate between Donald J Trump and Joe Biden.  It was a nightmare.  I grew up in a dysfunctional house where my stepdad beat my mom.  In the picture that I began today’s blog with you’ll see my mom on the left with her bruised face.  So you see the reason for my emotional distress after watching Donald Trump verbally abuse everyone in the room at the debate.  When I was a kid and my stepdad would hit mom I would hide in the closet for safety, since Tuesday’s debate I’ve been doing the same. 

Sitting in that closet I had time to think about all the other presidential debates that have happened in my lifetime and the famous statements made:

“We can no longer afford to be second best…”  JFK to Nixon in 1960.

“There you go again.” Ronald Reagan to Jimmy Carter in 1980.

“Will you shut up man?” Joe Biden to Donald Trump in 2020. 

To top matters off yesterday Trump was medivac to the hospital with the virus he once said was a “Democrat ploy.” That’s not all he did that screams of Karma retribution.  Trump has downplayed it since day one and refused to protect the country from its harms by saying things like “It will magically go away.”

Still, I wish Trump the best.  This morning I chanted for his quick recovery along with wishing he would see the light and start acting out of love.  I know it is in him.  It’s in us all. 

Stop the Virus.
Hide From Trump.

Instant Karma (We All Shine On)

by John Lennon 

Instant Karma’s gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you’re gonna be dead

What in the world you thinking of
Laughing in the face of love
What on earth you tryin’ to do
It’s up to you, yeah you

Instant Karma’s gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin’
Join the human race

How in the world you gonna see
Laughin’ at fools like me
Who in the hell d’you think you are
A super star
Well, right you are

Instant Karma’s gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
Better recognize your brothers
Ev’ryone you meet

Why in the world are we here
Surely not to live in pain and fear
Why on earth are you there
When you’re ev’rywhere
Come and get your share

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September 28, 2020

TAX THE BASTARDS NOW: TTBN!

By Dr TV Boogie

So we finally see Trump’s tax returns and what a scandal!

I made less than 50k last year and paid ten-times as much as he has.  Here’s the deal: Trump’s Not Alone.  All the wealthy bastards are doing it.  

EITHER WE TAX THEM NOW OR START GETTING OUR CUT IN A NATIONAL PAY CHECK! 

YOU DECIDE! Not THEM!

This message brought to you by the counsel for stop-the-mad-mother-f’ers now a division of the TTBN frustration party. 

Some of the ridiculous write offs:

$70,000

Paid to style Trump’s hair for television, claimed as expenses.

 $210,000

The amount written off as expenses to hire a photographer taking photographs at the Mar-a-Lago club.

$26m

“Consulting fees” charged as a business expense between 2010 and 2018, at least some of which appears to have been directed to a company co-owned by Ivanka Trump.

$315m

The sum reported “lost” by Trump’s golf courses since 2000.

That’s only a few.  No wonder our deficit is in the trillions: the wealthy bastards aren’t paying their share.  Tax The Bastards Now (TTBN).  

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September 27, 2020

Even Republicans Know He’s Nuts!

By Dr TV Boogie

 I had dinner with a friend last night.  She is from Mexico.  She came to the USA illegally as a young woman in the early 80’s  — if there is such a thing as “coming to the USA illegally.”  In 1987 she became a US citizen under the Reagan amnesty program.

In case you don’t remember the “amnesty program,” it was a bill championed by both a Republican and a Democrat (Romano L. Mazzoli and Alan K. Simpson.)


 Yes children, there was a time when the Republicans and Democrats worked together for the country, not their designated parties.  

Those were the days. 

Sunday wouldn’t be Sunday without talking about the Donald. Four years ago I remember being in a room of prominent attorneys in Fort Worth Texas and they talked about how people were secretly going to vote for Trump but wouldn’t make it public because of Trump’s discernment for the rule of law.  If you remember back in 2016, Hilary Clinton led in all the polls and seemed like a sure win.  Of course, she didn’t and Trump has ruled like the dictators he admires since.  

Fast forward to today, and I believe the tables have turned.  I believe a lot of Republicans who haven’t spoken out to Trump’s madness will do the right thing and not vote for him this November.  I think these Republicans who believe in Truth and the Rule of Law will secretly cast their vote against Trump.  If you think about it, they really won’t need him for four more years after he appoints his third right-wing, anti-abortionist judge.  They will have gotten control of the Supreme Court which is what they’ve wanted since Roe v. Wade.  Even they have to see that no one can trust four more years of Donald Trump/Vladimir Putin.  At least, I’m hoping so.

So boys and girls, cheer up and see the positive of it all.  Brighter days are ahead.  I shit you not. 

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September 26, 2020

Нам хана

By Dr TV Boogie

What is going on?  It’s crazy.  Back in the late 80’s there was a television report of a racist, American hating Russia who was saying things like “Make Russia Great Again.” No shit!  The reports said he was ex KGB who was getting a following by bashing the then current leader of Russia, Boris Yeltsin.  Putin blamed everything wrong with Russia on Yeltsin and the USA and promised if he were elected he would destroy the USA.  

It took 30 years, but he is succeeding.  Remember this when you vote for Putin– I mean Trump this fall. 

  The fact is: MAGA = MRGA (Make Russia Great Again).

A poem about it:

There once was a man named Donald. 

Who did everything he could

to convince you he was good. 

This man had an ass like a truck. 

With luggage racks of junk. 

This man was no chump.

A near rhythm in time.

God help us all,

for if Trump is reelected

 Нам хана (Russian for “We’re F&*ked”)

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September 25, 2020

Fleas know it: vote!

By Dr TV Boogie

 It’s Friday and we’re f*(ked. 

So I’ve been avoiding news again this week, it’s disturbing.  Still, I have a few things to say.  

First, I can’t believe people “booed” Trump as he paid respect to the recently departed Justice Ginsburg.  It was stupid.  I know Trump brings it on himself by saying so many terrible things about those of us trying to make the world a better place, still, how can we demand more of them when we play right into their hand.  Trump knew he would be booed and that’s why he showed up.  We played right into his hands again.  

And on the recent death of the only true liberal on the supreme court, stop crying.  They win again, get over it.  Yes, with 9 months to go in 2016 when there was an opening on the court the Republican Senate wouldn’t vote on Obama’s appointee until after the election, and now with only 50 days before election these same Republicans are tripping over their dicks to elect another conservative anti-abortionist to the court and will.  And to the Democrats crying about it, shut the f&*k up.  YOU SUCK.  If the shoe was on the other foot you would do the same.  

So people, as you can see, I really don’t have any respect for either side.  They both are working for the corporation, not the people.  It’s time for a new party.  A real Peoples party.  A party that doesn’t bend over backwards for corporate money.  A party that respects the facts that their is a global-warming problem.  A party that doesn’t cut taxes for the wealthy while bridges are falling and children are starving.  A compassionate party.  It’s time. 

That’s all.  Enjoy your weekend.  Vote for Biden so we can have four years to figure this out without the Russian agenda Donald Trump so proudly supports.  In case you haven’t been paying attention, here are the things Trump has done that favored Putin’s Russia over the interest of the USA:

  1. Putin’s Goal: Weaken and divide the transatlantic alliance.
    • Putin’s Payout:Trump undermines US relationships with European allies and calls the US’s commitment to NATO into question.
  2. Putin’s Goal: Degrade the European Union and foster pro-Russian political movements.
    • Putin’s Payout:Trump attacks the EU and actively supports anti-EU, Kremlin-backed parties.
  3. Putin’s Goal: Disrupt American leadership and dominance of the global economic order.
    • Putin’s Payout: Trump is eagerly pushing for an all-out trade war with Europe
  4. Putin’s Goal: Build global resentment and distrust towards the US and stoke anti-American sentiment.
    • Putin’s Payout: America’s closest allies are explicitly suspicious and distrusting of the US because of Trump’s rhetoric and actions.
  5. Putin’s Goal: Relieve economic and domestic political pressure from US sanctions on Russia.
    • Putin’s Payout: Trump tries to roll back, impede, and blunt the impact of sanctions at every step.
  6. Putin’s Goal: Legitimize his regime in the eyes of the world.
    • Putin’s Payout: Trump repeatedly praises and defends Putin, lending the credibility of the US presidency to Putin’s standing.
  7. Putin’s Goal: Revive Russia’s status as a great power and gain international recognition for its illegal seizure of Crimea.
    • Putin’s Payout:Trump publicly says that Crimea is part of Russia and calls for Russia to be welcomed back into the international community with no concessions.
  8. Putin’s Goal: Continue to sow discord in Western democracies and avoid repercussions for interfering in American and European elections.
    • Putin’s Payout: Trump dismisses Russian interference and has done nothing to prevent future interference, putting him at odds with his own intelligence community.
  9. Putin’s Goal: Soften America’s adversarial stance toward Russia.
    • Putin’s Payout: Trump is shifting the Republican Party’s generations-long hawkish views on Russia.
  10. Putin’s Goal: Destabilize the US from within.
    • Putin’s Payout: Trump attacks US institutions while driving divisive politics and eroding democratic norms.
  11. Putin’s goal: Advance the Kremlin’s narrative to shape global perceptions.
    • Putin’s payout: Trump has repeatedly, and inexplicably, parroted Kremlin talking points across a range of global issues.
  12. Putin’s goal: Undermine international norms and democratic values abroad.
    • Putin’s payout: Trump has repeatedly failed to respond to human rights violations or support democracy abroad, creating a more permissive environment for autocrats to crack down.
      So, as you can see, we’re really f*&ked with four more years of Trump, even educated flees know this.

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